Grr.
Dear Lotus Notes:
At what point, when I selected a humble file for use as an attachment, did the "cancel" button become the "oh, just go ahead and delete the whole file already!" button?
Do you want to know the answer?
Do you?
The answer is FUCKING NEVER, ASSHOLE!
Thanks to you, 3,000 words of sloppy, badly written, extremely precious prose has been lost, never to be seen again. So you know what, bitch? I'm-a write down a synopsis, as detailed as I can make it, of what I wrote this evening that you stole. Then I'm-a count how many words that takes me, and add it to my overall total, which, by the way, I'm keeping at where it should be if it wasn't suspiciously missing that prose that you stole.
And then I'm never sending an attachment through you again, bitch.
Sincerely,
A vindicated-feeling Cass
(Dear Microsoft Word,
That deal today, with not having any backup files of my novel despite the fact that I've been obsessively saving it throughout the night? Not cool, my friend. Not cool at all.
I'm watching you.
Sincerely,
A further vindicated-feeling Cass)
At what point, when I selected a humble file for use as an attachment, did the "cancel" button become the "oh, just go ahead and delete the whole file already!" button?
Do you want to know the answer?
Do you?
The answer is FUCKING NEVER, ASSHOLE!
Thanks to you, 3,000 words of sloppy, badly written, extremely precious prose has been lost, never to be seen again. So you know what, bitch? I'm-a write down a synopsis, as detailed as I can make it, of what I wrote this evening that you stole. Then I'm-a count how many words that takes me, and add it to my overall total, which, by the way, I'm keeping at where it should be if it wasn't suspiciously missing that prose that you stole.
And then I'm never sending an attachment through you again, bitch.
Sincerely,
A vindicated-feeling Cass
(Dear Microsoft Word,
That deal today, with not having any backup files of my novel despite the fact that I've been obsessively saving it throughout the night? Not cool, my friend. Not cool at all.
I'm watching you.
Sincerely,
A further vindicated-feeling Cass)