[Engl 3203] The LOL Blog Awards

So after catching up on the blog situation, I've decided to award¹ a blog entry every week with the honourable, very distinctive, holy-crap-I-just-made-this-up, "LOL Blog" of the week award.

This week's winner:

"Women couldn’t just go out and wail a hatchet into some Libertine’s face, though, because not only would she be likely to be overpowered by someone who did not have to wear a corset, she’d be socially ostracised. Or hanged, or something. All very discomforting."

Also, Jay get an honourable mention for his Restoration-flavoured pick-up lines. My favourite? "And now, my dear, we’ll go in and make my master’s bed."


And here's a winner from a couple of weeks ago:

"I do not think that it is a coincidence that Rowe’s play ends on the page 666 of our text book and I suspect that Satan indirectly manipulated Nicholas Rowe to create this abysmal play as a means to torture future English undergradutates such as myself and lead them to commit suicide, so as to escape the world that created such bad art."

Congratulations! You win whatever change² I have in my pocket in class next week, and a healthy dose of A-1 brand karma.



¹ Not really. Commemorate might be a better term.
² Toonies and Loonies exempt.