NaNoWarmup Challenge - Update - 09/15

[wordwhacker]

Goal: 25,000
Words written: 8,122
Percentage of goal: 32.5%
Percentage of month past: 50%

Finished off the scene I'd started last time. Didn't have to procrastinate for five hours first. This is definitely a good trend. The next scene I have to write will probably be a long one, possibly about as long as everything else I've written so far, as this one scene will take up pretty much the whole evening, just as the last three scenes took up the evening before.

Hopefully tonight I can either catch up to the 50% mark, or get quite near it. I have to keep the pressure on chibiakki, after all. *snerk*

Comments

*g* the things I do for friends. . .

[diamondfemme.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's one from my Radical-Cheerleading Days. Feel free to imagine appropriate jumps, leaps, splits, pom-pom shaking and skirt-flipping, as desired.

Yo all you grlz; hey all you boiz,
Fuck all the stereotypes and bring on the toys.
Y'all ready for rhythm? Y'all ready for rhyme?
Come on everyone, it's gender fuck time!
Gender, gender, fuck it we say !
Life's more fun with gender play!
Gender, gender, it's not what's down there,
Assigning strict roles, that just ain't fair!
Gender, gender, it's a fluid thing
Fuck their rules we're celebrating!
The gender police, What assholes,
Forcing us into gender roles!
Just boy or girl is what they are trying to sew,
That silly binary has got to go!
If I wanna wear whitey -tighties with my dress,
Who are you messing with my happiness?
If I wanna wear high heels and I got a dick,
Leave me alone, don't be a gender prick.
So I've got short hair and a big strap-on,
You got no right saying its wrong.
Gender, gender, fuck it we say
Life's more fun with gender play.
Gender, gender, it's not what's down there,
Assigning strict roles, that just ain't fair.
Gender, gender, it's a fluid thing
Fuck their rules, we're celebrating!
BUTCH! FEMME! FAG! DYKE!
Be who you are - dress how you like.
BOXERS! LIPSTICK! PANTIES! NECKTIES!
Don't be the gender police in disguise.
PRETTY! CUTE! HANDSOME TOO!
The secret is, JUST BE YOU
Gender, gender, fuck it we say
Life's more fun with gender play!
Gender, gender, it's not what's down there,
Assigning strict roles, that just ain't fair!
Gender, gender, it's a fluid thing
Fuck their rules we're celebrating.
Gimmie a G! Gimmie an E! Gimmie an N!
Gimmie a D! Gimmie an E! Gimmie an R!
What's that spell? G-E-N-D-E-R!
Gimmie an Q! Gimmie a U! Gimmie a E!
Gimmie a E! Gimmie an R!
What's that spell? Q-U-E-E-R!
Put it together, GENDER-QUEER!
Say fuck, say gender - FUCK GENDER (x2)
Say gender, say fuck GENDER FUCK (x2)
Say gender, say queer GENDER QUEER (x2)

Re: *g* the things I do for friends. . .

[chibiakki.livejournal.com]

I [heart] you.

*laughing my ass off*

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

That? With skirt-flipping, splits, and pom-pom shaking? That is beautiful, right there.

*curtsies and flips skirt*

[diamondfemme.livejournal.com]

I do try.

I had a feeling you'd rather hear that sort of cheer than a traditiona, typical "They call him Mister Football" sort of rah-rah-sis-boom-bah.

Re: *curtsies and flips skirt*

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

A "they call him Mister Football" would just be ironic in a *different* way, though.

Really, though, it's the skirt flipping and spanky panties that count. In the long run. Ya know.

Re: *curtsies and flips skirt*

[diamondfemme.livejournal.com]

Would you be surprised if I confessed that the little pleated skirt and spanky-panties were the main reason I got into radical cheerleading in college?

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Not really.

That was the only reason I ever even contemplated going to High School football games.

[diamondfemme.livejournal.com]

Perv. :)

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

*dobs hat*

Quite plainly, dollface.

nice fedora. . .

[diamondfemme.livejournal.com]

*curtsies*

I'm mentally rummaging through every cheer I've ever heard, and two just sprung to mind:

Do it again, Harder! Harder! Do it again, Do it again, Harder, Harder!

and

Push it back, Tighten Up! *clap clap* Push 'em hard, drag it back! Knock 'em down, roll it around! Defense! Defense!

What sicko writes these?